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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 08:23

No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I am glad you enjoyed my pictures. Do you have any photos to share?
share office space ...
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So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How do you say "have fun" in French?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What do you do to make yourself sleep early?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Do you think cheating is that bad?
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.